1 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:54,141 I'm telling you, my homemade jerky, 2 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:57,013 The perfect snack for the Super Bowl. Rich in protein. 3 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,667 No, man, you're kidding me. 4 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,538 No, no, no, no, if there is a sandwich 5 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,323 For the Super Bowl, man, nachos. 6 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:04,368 Nachos? Oh really? 7 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,892 Oh my God! It has too many carbohydrates. Where is the protein? 8 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,894 Why are you worried about carbohydrates? 9 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,245 Man, there's... there's protein in cheese, man. 10 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:12,855 Put some chicken in it. 11 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,902 Yes, yes, yes. 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,514 Okay, so this is the first time you've had it, right? 13 00:01:19,688 --> 00:01:22,821 I serve some elk meat, and it's working. 14 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,780 - Everything is going great. - You understand. 15 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:26,825 - You understand it yourself, right? - Yes. Oh, yes. 16 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,958 Of course. All the time. I fuck him. It's fucked. 17 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,047 Do you like sex? Yes. 18 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,005 Oh man. Very good, look at it. Look at it. 19 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,964 As soon as he contracts it, he becomes seriously ill. 20 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:36,879 Vomits everywhere, vomits everywhere in the child's car seat. 21 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,707 We can't go anywhere for a week! 22 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:41,536 Oh, that's great, man. 23 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,364 Oh no, what a pity. What a pity. 24 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,496 Anyway... 25 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:47,341 This is Joan Huang. 26 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:50,213 She came from China. 27 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:53,738 Hey, sit right there next to Jeremy. 28 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,831 Everyone, get up! 29 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,487 Joan, for now you can just listen. 30 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:10,059 I swear allegiance 31 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:14,672 to the flag of the United States of America 32 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:18,415 and the republic it represents, 33 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:23,942 one nation under God, indivisible, with freedom 34 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:25,727 and justice for all. 35 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,686 Hello. 36 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:30,949 My name is Joan. 37 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,572 Disgusting! What's that? 38 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,487 Come on. 39 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,998 Dad! 40 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:47,112 Roger, I'm sorry, but you've already agreed to work late. 41 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,601 Do I just swallow? Yes, yes. 42 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,052 In fact, I did it. 43 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:16,680 Prom King and Queen 44 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,379 It's more than just a popularity contest. 45 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,990 Here at Clarksville High, the prom queen and king. 46 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,340 represent American values 47 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,995 and who we all strive to become. 48 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:29,345 So without further ado, this year's prom queen 49 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,609 It's...Hannah Summers. 50 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:55,676 Hannah! 51 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,461 Hannah! Hannah! 52 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,289 ...definition, and I have brought you here, 53 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:03,074 but I like how I can have 54 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:05,033 a little wiggle room. 55 00:07:05,207 --> 00:07:07,514 So I'm taking that angular brush, 56 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:10,691 and I'm moving it out, and as you can see, 57 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,562 I'm already wearing mascara. 58 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:15,870 I like to have the mascara applied first so it tastes good... 59 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,524 Hello, my loves! 60 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,656 I have exciting news to announce. 61 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:23,878 I just landed the lead role in a new TV series! 62 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,054 Ah! I almost can't believe it. 63 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,273 I still don't believe it. 64 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,275 However, I have some sad news. 65 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,277 I'm not going to be able to run for prom queen. 66 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,932 Because I'll be on set, making magic. 67 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,330 Oh. 68 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,422 ♪ Look at me, girls with real short bangs ♪ 69 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,380 ♪ Black eyeliner, look at me, look at me... ♪ 70 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,513 Hi, I'm Brindha. 71 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,646 When the beep goes off, hang up and text me, you weirdo. 72 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,735 Next! 73 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,694 ♪ Black eyeliner, look at me, look at me, look at me ♪ 74 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,391 ♪ Girls with long nails ♪ 75 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,742 ♪ Dance very sexy Look at me, look at me ♪ 76 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,831 ♪ I have a past, do we really need to talk about it? ♪ 77 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,833 ♪ It's not bad, but it's quite embarrassing ♪ 78 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,704 ♪ Keep looking if you're looking for something unique ♪ 79 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,532 ♪ Because I'm an Abercrombie-looking bitch ♪ 80 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,403 ♪ And I don't give a damn, it's not bad ♪ 81 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:13,362 ♪ But it's quite embarrassing ♪ 82 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,016 ♪ Keep looking if you're looking for something unique ♪ 83 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,800 ♪ Because I'm an Abercrombie-looking bitch ♪ 84 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,236 ♪ And I don't give a damn Look at me ♪ 85 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,601 - Hello, mom. - Hello. 86 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,006 Speak English, mom. 87 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,032 The chorus sounds good. 88 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,343 Hmm. Oh. 89 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:25,826 Goodbye, dad. 90 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,979 - Mm. - Oh! 91 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,691 Pork floss, my favorite! 92 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,216 - I'm sorry. - No problem. 93 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,609 When are you going to talk to him? 94 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,219 He doesn't love me that way. 95 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,699 How will you know if you never try to kiss him? 96 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,222 Well, first, I would never kiss him. 97 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,093 That is literally sexual harassment. 98 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,574 And second, I'm perfectly happy just fantasizing. 99 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:19,836 on his hairless penis. 100 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,838 Disgusting. Why no hair? 101 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,406 Stop trying to distract me. 102 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,363 Did you see it? 103 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:27,757 See what? 104 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,324 Brother, the video. 105 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,935 Yes, I did. Don't worry. It's a joke. 106 00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,155 Do you know what this means? 107 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:37,245 I could win. 108 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:40,596 Okay, at this point I sound like a broken record. 109 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,685 but you don't need it. 110 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,165 You just don't think I can win. 111 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:47,037 No, I just think it's a waste of time. 112 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,126 The prom queen deserves my time. 113 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,825 When I get back, you better change your mind. 114 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,002 Hmm. 115 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,181 ♪ I could get used to this ♪ 116 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,052 ♪ I could get used to this ♪ 117 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,489 ♪ Yes, 24/7 style ♪ 118 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,884 ♪ I could get used to this ♪ 119 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,494 ♪ I could get used to this ♪ 120 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,018 ♪ I could get used to this ♪ 121 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,236 ♪ Yes ♪ 122 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,673 Hello, my loves. 123 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,022 This is Mrs. Valentine. 124 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,719 She is my science teacher. 125 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,590 and a fervent defender of the fight against climate change. 126 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,854 Actually, she is the president of the Evergreen Committee. 127 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,770 a non-profit organization dedicated to combating global warming. 128 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,859 Can you say hello to my followers? 129 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,599 Well, as you all know, 130 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,427 I started the “Feel the Burn” challenge three weeks ago. 131 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,168 to raise awareness about climate change, 132 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,301 but actually to show how quickly our skin burns 133 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,782 under the sun now compared to 30 years ago. 134 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,178 Since then, I have managed to raise 135 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:45,443 $1,000 to combat climate change. 136 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,575 Surprise! 137 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,189 What a thoughtful detail, Olivia. 138 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,152 Okay, I'm going to need more of you. 139 00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,328 I'm going to need more emotion. Can you scream? 140 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,199 Maybe shed a tear, talk about how this money 141 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,201 Is it going to change your life? 142 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,775 Beautiful. Okay, phone. 143 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,125 Three, two, one. 144 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:18,172 We love you, Mrs. Valentine! 145 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,618 Disgusting! Phew. 146 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:34,710 I think what Olivia is doing is altruistic. 147 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:35,798 Do you feel the burning? 148 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,844 Do you think it's altruistic? 149 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,934 It's stupid. That's what it is. Everything is a show. 150 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,501 Plus, it's fucking racist. 151 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,635 Do you think this brown skin is going to burn like that white girl's? 152 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,593 The only thing he cares about is his followers. 153 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,248 So you think Olivia is racist and stupid? 154 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,511 And what a shame. Very shameful. 155 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,515 So help me beat her friends to be the prom queen. 156 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,523 You're fucking stubborn. Do you know it? 157 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,832 I have a whole plan. 158 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,008 ♪ Blah, blah, blah, Blah, blah, blah ♪ 159 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,793 Is Nasher Brian part of that plan? 160 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,359 ♪ Blah blah blah ♪ 161 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,883 ♪ Blah blah blah ♪ 162 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,449 Oh, it's fucking good. 163 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:22,192 Hmm, okay, Joan, let's go for it! Mm, yes! 164 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,281 - I would fuck him, I would fuck his ass any day! - Mmm, mmm. 165 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,153 - Mmm, mmm. - Um... 166 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,056 Where are we? 167 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,155 —You must be Joan. —Hello, Mrs. Adams. 168 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,070 You are very cute. 169 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,811 Did you know? 170 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,682 Forward. 171 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,684 Your dad is almost done. 172 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,730 If you wait here, I've made you some tea. 173 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,016 We had just been in Fujian. 174 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,628 It's where you're from, right? 175 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,543 Oh! 176 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,068 - Roger, what was that? - Dad? 177 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,678 Oh my god. 178 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,289 - Oh my God. - I'm sorry. Very sorry. 179 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,857 Accident. An accident. 180 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,516 - What did he say? - He's very sorry. 181 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,996 He said it won't happen again. 182 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:17,525 Oh, God. 183 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:21,746 Nam-myoho-renge-kyo. 184 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,967 Okay. I never liked that print anyway. 185 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,623 But if it happens again, you won't be able to work here. 186 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,887 or for any of my friends ever again. 187 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,193 Hmm? 188 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,763 So, uh, it should be closed... 189 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,294 Oh... 190 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,689 Okay, okay, okay. 191 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:36,098 And now, this year's Stanwood Park prom queen. 192 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,014 It's Joan Huang! 193 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,498 Oh my god! 194 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:48,806 Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, 195 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,984 Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, 196 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,814 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 197 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,369 Next. 198 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,597 I made cookies. 199 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:49,084 - Me, me. - I. 200 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,520 I'm so sorry for your father. 201 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,349 Hey, do you still have time to campaign? 202 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:58,746 I feel terrible for saying this, but Americans don't clean. 203 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,183 - Hmm? - Immigrants clean. 204 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,880 I don't want to be a stereotype. 205 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,670 - Oh. - That? 206 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,759 You look like a virgin. 207 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,978 - I'm a virgin. - You are. 208 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,155 But people don't need to know that. 209 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:21,899 Luckily, your best friend is a graphic design genius. 210 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,684 Dude! 211 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:24,815 Hmm? 212 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,687 Boop! 213 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,125 My lady! 214 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,344 Sketch! 215 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,520 Oh, it's super cool. 216 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,825 - Yeah? - Yes. 217 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,479 - Nice - Hello. 218 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,916 Hey, vote for me, Joan Hua... 219 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:39,917 Good. 220 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,965 Hello. Vote for me, Joan Huang. 221 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,971 Hey, can you vote for me please? 222 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,523 Oh. 223 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,703 Oh! Oh my God! 224 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:52,990 Happy Lunar New Year. 225 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,038 Oh wow. 226 00:20:57,212 --> 00:21:00,737 It looks so, uh, c-cool. 227 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,060 I have to go to school. 228 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,033 Okay, mom. 229 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,090 Hey! Oh my God! 230 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,613 - I'm sorry. - Hello, Olivia! 231 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,485 I thought you were someone else. 232 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,052 Nice hair. 233 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:07,326 - She's so... blonde. Eh... - You already said it. 234 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,979 I don't know what else to say. 235 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,503 Why didn't you tell me you were going to do this? 236 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,940 It was spontaneous. I thought, like my friend, 237 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,072 —Would you support my new look. -Yeah. It's just that... 238 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:17,945 What? 239 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,080 It doesn't matter. 240 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,873 - Hello. - Hello. 241 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,309 Don't worry. This time I have the right person. 242 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,182 Feel free to say no, but some of us 243 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,836 We get manicures after class. 244 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,142 If you have nothing to do, you should come. 245 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,060 - Yes, I would love to. - Brilliant. 246 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:03,904 Yes. Happy New Year. 247 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,733 Okay, goodbye. 248 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,611 What do you think? 249 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,352 I think it would look very good on you. 250 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:18,875 - Actually... - Yes, just... 251 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:22,270 Good. 252 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,924 - Hello. - Hello. 253 00:23:24,098 --> 00:23:25,099 I'm very glad you could come. 254 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,928 This is Greta, and this is Cat. 255 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,714 What makes it move? 256 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:34,413 - Cat, honey. Can you take her? - Yes, come sit down. 257 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,850 - OK. - Come sit down. 258 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:39,113 - You speak Mandarin, right? - Yes. 259 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,506 I mean, I'm not fluent or anything like that. 260 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,465 But can you speak it? 261 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,162 - Yes. - Okay, great. Come here. 262 00:23:47,817 --> 00:23:51,125 Can you order the luxury gel manicure? 263 00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:52,605 With the complete design package? 264 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,133 Oh... 265 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,841 He said it's 100 dollars. 266 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:14,148 There is, so to speak, a discount for "local residents". 267 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:18,805 One... 268 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:30,294 One... 269 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,830 Girls, yesterday I was doing a camera reading. 270 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:47,355 with this guy who was like a five, if I'm being generous. 271 00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:49,792 We were in the middle of this audition. 272 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:52,403 I'm sorry. It was a four. I have to stop being so nice. 273 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,101 We were in the middle of this audition. 274 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,145 He's making a sentence about, like, 275 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,799 his dead mother or something. 276 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:57,713 He's looking at me. 277 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:58,975 It makes him hard. 278 00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:00,499 Greg goes crazy. 279 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,152 The director throws him out on the street. 280 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,980 I almost lost the part because about four 281 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:05,982 With a bun, a man cannot control his libido. 282 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,680 And I think I need to break up with Greg. 283 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:11,118 Your life is very hard. 284 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,990 Have you thought about nominating someone for prom queen? 285 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:17,559 - Why would I do that? - You're Olivia Hammond. 286 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,083 Whoever you support will probably end up winning. 287 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:22,521 Imagine the bribes you will receive. 288 00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:26,220 You could even feature the winner on your channel. 289 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:30,224 Unrelated, my parents just bought me two tickets. 290 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:32,008 To go see Blackbear. Do you want to come? 291 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,967 OMG, that totally reminds me of...! 292 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,403 The other day I was cleaning my room, 293 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:37,274 And I was about to throw it away. 294 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:38,624 Do you want it? 295 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:39,842 It's so pretty. 296 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,235 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 297 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,282 Speaking of those Blackbear tickets, can I have both? 298 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:47,720 Yes. 299 00:25:49,156 --> 00:25:50,723 Hello, my loves. 300 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,028 Well, two things. 301 00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:53,943 First, we just got our nails done, 302 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,205 look how cute they are, 303 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:56,598 at the super cute nail store. 304 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,818 Support local businesses. 305 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:02,648 Secondly, I have decided that I am going to support a girl for prom queen. 306 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:05,999 She's going to be beautiful, someone we'll all want to look like. 307 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:08,436 regardless of prejudices. 308 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,569 I will make my decision in a week. 309 00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,092 Let the games begin. 310 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:16,575 Thank you very much for coming. 311 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,315 Yes of course. 312 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:24,757 I can see your black roots. 313 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,324 That. 314 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,409 This smells very good. 315 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,153 I don't drink water anymore. 316 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:14,415 Exclusively green juice. 317 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,899 Oh my God! Crystals are ten percent off! 318 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,400 Hello? 319 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,800 Hello. Welcome. 320 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,499 Hello. 321 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,414 I don't know if I'm in the right place. 322 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,851 Go Huang? 323 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,811 You are in the right place. Forward. 324 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,423 Don't be shy. 325 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,456 If you walk through this door, the kind ladies inside 326 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:40,588 will help you. 327 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,554 What is this place? 328 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,123 A place where we help you reach your true potential. 329 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:42,519 Go Huang? 330 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:46,828 After surgery... 331 00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:48,917 - Yes? - Forward. 332 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:51,528 Please take a seat. Dr. Singer will see you right away. 333 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,534 Before surgery, 334 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,886 Not a single NBA player looked at me. 335 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:04,846 After surgery, everyone is DMing me. 336 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:12,114 Before the surgery, my girlfriend's parents 337 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:14,421 They did not accept my marriage proposal with their daughter. 338 00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:17,032 But after surgery, I pretended 339 00:30:17,206 --> 00:30:18,860 be someone completely new. 340 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:22,298 And now, the wedding is in July. 341 00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,563 Let's hope we don't have children. 342 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,525 After surgery, I was finally promoted. 343 00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,570 to my dream job as a veterinarian. 344 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,226 Mm. 345 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,228 Even animals treat me differently. 346 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:43,102 Come on Huang. 347 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:46,279 Mm. 348 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:47,933 After surgery, 349 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:49,456 Everyone is writing to me by direct message. 350 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:53,634 Mmm, I love seeing young faces here. 351 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:57,116 You know what I always say, 352 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,553 The younger the better. 353 00:30:59,727 --> 00:31:01,685 Nancy, play me the intro video. 354 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,600 Dim the lights. Sit down, Joan. 355 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,563 Have you ever walked into a shoe store? 356 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,305 only to be asked to leave by the store manager, 357 00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:15,351 Even if you earn 10 times more a year than him? 358 00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:18,789 Has anyone ever told you how impressed they are? 359 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,923 How well do you speak English without an accent? 360 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:25,492 Or are you just tired of the way white people look at you? 361 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,363 You know what I'm talking about. 362 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:29,844 I'm Willie Singer. 363 00:31:30,018 --> 00:31:34,544 I am one of the founders of Ethnos Inc., the first company 364 00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:37,808 Dedicated to true equality. 365 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:41,508 You see, I wasn't always like this. 366 00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:45,555 Once upon a time, I too suffered injustice. 367 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:48,645 of being a person of color in this world. 368 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:52,649 I fought for basic rights. I was passed over for promotions. 369 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:57,219 They spat at me in the street and I got very tired of fighting. 370 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:00,875 But that's when I realized, 371 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:04,096 If you can't beat them, 372 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,099 they are. 373 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:10,972 Let me show you around. 374 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,105 We use cutting-edge technology. 375 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:14,758 called ethnic modification 376 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,586 to change the pigmentation of your skin. 377 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,807 We use advanced cell culture technology on your face. 378 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:22,941 and your body to alter your features quickly 379 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,987 and permanently. No pain, no recovery time. 380 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:29,208 And to make sure the transformation is complete, 381 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:33,125 Even your voice sounds different. 382 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,825 Ready! It's that simple. 383 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:44,223 Remember, life doesn't have to be so difficult. 384 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:56,844 What you describe is impossible. 385 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,412 Oh, it's a lot, I know. 386 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,718 But I assure you that it is very possible. 387 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:05,722 As? 388 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:08,290 Come. 389 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:13,730 Nancy used to look like this. 390 00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:19,084 Right. 391 00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:23,740 I want you to show Joan what you were like before. 392 00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:32,488 It's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. 393 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:34,534 I finally feel like I belong somewhere. 394 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,755 Each person does it for different reasons. 395 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:45,414 That's how I was ten years ago. 396 00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,068 I was a biological engineer. 397 00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,766 with the number one medical product manufacturing company 398 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,333 throughout America. 399 00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:54,075 I worked hard. I made the ball. 400 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:57,470 But I knew from the second I was born that my success 401 00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:59,211 It would always be limited. 402 00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:04,085 So when the tenth white idiot who just got into Harvard 403 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:09,351 Thanks to dad's money I got the promotion I deserved, well, 404 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:13,703 That's when I realized that if I was going to have equality, 405 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:17,490 I was going to have to create it myself. 406 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:20,710 So that's when the three of us, a bioengineer, 407 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:23,061 a molecular biologist and a biophysicist, 408 00:34:23,235 --> 00:34:25,759 Ethnos Inc. was founded. 409 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:29,719 And we started it for people like us. 410 00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:32,766 to give us a real and fair opportunity. 411 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:37,771 I'm so grateful you found us so soon. 412 00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:41,427 How does all this work? 413 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,387 The entire procedure takes approximately two hours. 414 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:47,694 You choose the features you want. 415 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,609 Everything is customizable. 416 00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:52,960 Since you are a minor, we need your parents' signature. 417 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,527 Before continuing. 418 00:34:56,616 --> 00:35:00,924 - OK. - Okay, great. 419 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,013 We don't do it for money. We do it for you. 420 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,407 And since we have a promotion today, 421 00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,715 I would be happy to include a hair transplant. 422 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:10,499 free. 423 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,806 Now you can take a test. 424 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,547 If you don't like it, you can re-dye it. 425 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:17,941 But if you do, bring your parents' signature. 426 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,465 and your deposit. 427 00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:22,120 And we will complete the transformation. 428 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,603 No more black roots. What do you think? 429 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,222 Welcome. 430 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,619 Come sit down, Joan. 431 00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,411 Are you ready? 432 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,414 Excellent. 433 00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,381 You'll just get a little sleepy. 434 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,274 Mm. 435 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:06,022 Good night. 436 00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,691 Yuck. 437 00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:24,040 Well. 438 00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,696 Oh look, it matches your hair! 439 00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:32,484 Hey, Eliza threw a little party. 440 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,007 with all his stupid friends. 441 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,965 And I'm pretty sure someone threw up in there. 442 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,490 Someone vomited here. 443 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:41,231 Yes. Oh. 444 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:46,280 Oh, how is your father's hand? 445 00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:47,499 Not very well. 446 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:50,850 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 447 00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:52,547 Please tell him if you would like 448 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,332 have my doctor's number on hand, 449 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:55,550 I am happy to give it. 450 00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:57,378 Okay, he's the best. 451 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,293 And right now he's doing pro bono work. 452 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:00,990 due to driving under the influence of alcohol. 453 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,122 We're ok. 454 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:03,732 Are you sure? 455 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:05,430 Positive. 456 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,521 Actually, if you told your father... 457 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:12,567 that next week's cleaning is cancelled. 458 00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:15,788 We are going on vacation to Peru. 459 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,311 There is an incredible artist there. 460 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,574 paint on cocoa beans 461 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,534 in protest for children risking their lives 462 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,057 during harvest. 463 00:39:24,231 --> 00:39:27,626 He's so brave. 464 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:31,238 Cool. 465 00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:39,638 Hey, okay. 466 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,965 Excursion. 467 00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:18,579 Sign there. 468 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,102 Hmm. 469 00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:51,786 Are you ready? 470 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:56,791 Well. 471 00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:13,678 Okay, now, you're going to count backwards. 472 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:15,331 Since 20 for me, okay? 473 00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:20,728 Twenty, nineteen, eighteen... 474 00:43:23,513 --> 00:43:25,080 seventeen... 475 00:43:42,054 --> 00:43:44,099 ♪ It's good to be white ♪ 476 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,188 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 477 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,190 ♪ It's good to be white ♪ 478 00:43:48,364 --> 00:43:50,105 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 479 00:43:50,279 --> 00:43:52,281 ♪ It's good to be white ♪ 480 00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,327 ♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 481 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,068 ♪ It's good to be white ♪ 482 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:57,896 ♪ It's good to be white ♪ 483 00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:02,874 How do you feel? 484 00:45:03,048 --> 00:45:04,702 It's good to be white. 485 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:07,966 Isn't that dream just the best? 486 00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:15,321 Mmm. 487 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:18,106 Are you ready to see yourself? 488 00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:22,328 Mmm. 489 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:23,982 This is my favorite part. 490 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:29,465 Three, two, one. 491 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,005 Hello. 492 00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:51,357 Excuse me. 493 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,534 Excuse me. 494 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,057 It's you? 495 00:45:58,016 --> 00:46:00,932 No. 496 00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:02,237 Gracias. 497 00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,526 Who are you? 498 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,267 Ha, you're wrong. 499 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,358 It's me. 500 00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:43,061 Sorry, hey, you're in the wrong house. 501 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:47,892 Hey, wrong house. Please leave. 502 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:48,980 Dad, dad, it's me. 503 00:46:49,154 --> 00:46:50,546 - Hello, mom. - Go away. 504 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,548 Hey, you have a birthmark on your left thigh. 505 00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:57,249 Hey, your favorite dessert is dried taro cake. 506 00:46:57,423 --> 00:46:58,424 from the next street. 507 00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:05,648 Hey, me, you, your favorite CD. 508 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,173 Last week you asked me to make dumplings together. 509 00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:13,787 And, uh, dad, we were writing a song here a few days ago. 510 00:47:13,961 --> 00:47:17,617 Mom, grandma took this with me when I was five. 511 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:20,359 We were sitting right there. 512 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:21,360 when-when you cut your hand, 513 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:22,491 and we had to sew it, 514 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:23,449 and you asked me to take charge 515 00:47:23,623 --> 00:47:24,580 your cleaning tasks. 516 00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:31,936 I had surgery to look like this. 517 00:47:37,245 --> 00:47:38,725 Y-you are... 518 00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:40,814 —You're not my daughter. -Dad! Dad! Hey... 519 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:00,007 Gigi? 520 00:48:08,537 --> 00:48:10,931 I knew they would both be scared. 521 00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:14,413 So, uh, here I brought you this. 522 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,158 Mm. 523 00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:14,647 Mom signed it. 524 00:49:25,353 --> 00:49:28,487 Aren't you at least a little happy for me? 525 00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:30,184 Finally they will treat me the same. 526 00:49:30,358 --> 00:49:33,057 that everyone else... has the same opportunities. 527 00:49:33,231 --> 00:49:35,059 I mean, isn't that what you always wanted for me? 528 00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:42,936 Hey-hey-hey! 529 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:54,513 Hello? 530 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:57,951 Hello? Hello. 531 00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,344 Mom, there's no one here. 532 00:49:59,518 --> 00:50:01,520 Hello! 533 00:50:01,694 --> 00:50:04,827 - Hello. How can I help you? - Doctor? 534 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,438 Doctor! Now! 535 00:50:06,612 --> 00:50:08,962 Uh, yes, one moment, please. 536 00:50:09,136 --> 00:50:10,964 - Singer. - Hello. 537 00:50:11,138 --> 00:50:12,748 —I'm Dr. Singer. How are you doing? -Doctor? 538 00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,402 It's so good... 539 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,318 Oh, how's life going? 540 00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:18,711 Do yourself a favor. 541 00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:20,713 Get tickets to a Michael Bublé concert. 542 00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:23,281 That experience as a white person will change your life. 543 00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:26,371 Change. Change it. Change it again. 544 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:30,940 I am very sorry that you are not satisfied with our services. 545 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:33,421 Unfortunately, the procedure is quite permanent. 546 00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,380 That is why we require the signature of the parents. 547 00:50:35,554 --> 00:50:37,034 if they are under 18 years of age. 548 00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:38,905 He cheated on me. He cheated on me. 549 00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,254 Our daughter lies. 550 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:45,520 I'm very sorry to hear that. 551 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:47,348 Unfortunately, even if that is the case, 552 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:49,568 There's nothing I can do. 553 00:50:49,742 --> 00:50:51,265 - It's a, it's a permanent... - C-change his diaper. 554 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:52,658 Chinese daughter. I want... 555 00:50:52,832 --> 00:50:54,051 - It's permanent... - Shh, stop. 556 00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:55,226 How do you say permanent procedure? 557 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,444 But... How do you say permanent? 558 00:50:56,618 --> 00:50:57,663 It's per... It's permanent. 559 00:50:57,837 --> 00:51:00,448 No, I know, but please change it. 560 00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:02,755 - Can't. - Exchange and refund. 561 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:07,542 - Refund. - Hey, I'm so sorry. 562 00:51:09,675 --> 00:51:12,156 -Doctor. —There's nothing I can do. 563 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:15,507 I'm sure you'll come to understand it. 564 00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:17,074 What a positive change 565 00:51:17,248 --> 00:51:18,597 that this is going to be for your daughter's life 566 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,468 and also for your own lives. 567 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,818 So much so that perhaps you and your husband 568 00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:24,733 You will come back and do the surgery yourself. 569 00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,258 We offer family discounts. 570 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,824 Thank you very much for coming. 571 00:51:28,998 --> 00:51:30,261 - No. - Hey, where's the security? 572 00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:33,873 - I appreciate it very much. - Let the doctor come back. 573 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:35,570 - Bring back the doctor. - Okay, mom, please! 574 00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:38,660 Enough already! Doctor! 575 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,193 I told you, I'm tired of feeling like I don't belong here. 576 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:54,546 I'm still Joan. I just gave myself an upgrade. 577 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:04,904 Being Chinese was what made me weak. 578 00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:08,734 And I don't want to be judged for being someone I'm not. 579 00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:10,388 I don't want, I don't want people to hate me. 580 00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:12,651 for things I haven't done. 581 00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:15,784 Now every time I go to school or go into a store, 582 00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:19,745 I don't have to worry about animosity. 583 00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:22,051 or that people judge me 584 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:23,879 Because of the way my eyes are slanted. 585 00:52:28,841 --> 00:52:30,190 Hey? 586 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,105 I know this is a surprise to both of us, 587 00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:37,502 but I have been very unhappy for a long time. 588 00:52:37,676 --> 00:52:41,636 And I know you think I'm erasing my culture or whatever, 589 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:44,509 But we live here in the United States. 590 00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:47,164 And now it's the first time in my life 591 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:48,991 I don't have to be Asian American. 592 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,472 or Chinese-American. I can just be American. 593 00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:02,309 You are wrong. 594 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:04,572 The only mistake I made was not doing it sooner. 595 00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:07,662 Hey, hey-hey-hey. 596 00:53:07,836 --> 00:53:09,925 Oh. 597 00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:48,894 Oh. 598 00:54:58,556 --> 00:55:01,385 ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ 599 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,912 ♪ Hips begin to slide in one movement ♪ 600 00:55:07,086 --> 00:55:09,915 ♪ Hair shakes as if a tornado is approaching ♪ 601 00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:13,832 ♪ Chasing the meteorologist ♪ 602 00:55:14,006 --> 00:55:17,488 ♪ Partying all the way to Amsterdam ♪ 603 00:55:17,662 --> 00:55:20,621 ♪ Swing, sway, sway ♪ 604 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:23,363 ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 605 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,628 Hello everyone, this is Jo Hunt from where? 606 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,762 California. 607 00:55:33,112 --> 00:55:34,592 Why don't you go find a seat? 608 00:55:36,898 --> 00:55:38,509 Okay, everyone, let's open our notebooks. 609 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:41,816 and continue with unit three, The American Revolution. 610 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,092 So California, huh? 611 00:55:58,398 --> 00:55:59,791 Are you all interested, you know? 612 00:55:59,965 --> 00:56:01,488 Cleansing diets based on juices and hot yoga? 613 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:05,449 How else am I supposed to look like that? 614 00:56:14,414 --> 00:56:15,415 Look. 615 00:56:18,287 --> 00:56:19,245 I made a mistake. 616 00:56:24,642 --> 00:56:26,078 Oh my god, no way! 617 00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:33,564 - You did that. - Oh. 618 00:56:33,738 --> 00:56:35,130 - Apologize. - I'm sorry. 619 00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:40,571 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 620 00:56:40,745 --> 00:56:42,355 - Yes that's fine. 621 00:56:44,139 --> 00:56:46,141 That was really humiliating. 622 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,145 I hate her. 623 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:52,670 Hey. 624 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,194 Hello, new girl. 625 00:56:55,368 --> 00:56:57,588 Guys, this is Jo. He just moved here from California. 626 00:56:57,762 --> 00:56:58,763 Oh, no, shit. 627 00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,027 - What part? - Los Angeles. 628 00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:04,769 I'm there all the time. The sunsets are really beautiful. 629 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:10,470 - What brings you here? - My father. 630 00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:12,254 He's like a movie producer or something. 631 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:15,083 I assume he's recording a show here. 632 00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:18,609 - What's it called? -Henry...Hunt. 633 00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:19,740 Henry Hunt. 634 00:57:21,568 --> 00:57:22,526 I've never heard of him. 635 00:57:25,224 --> 00:57:26,181 Actually? 636 00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:36,844 Come sit down. 637 00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:43,895 I'm Olivia. 638 00:57:44,069 --> 00:57:46,114 - This is my boyfriend, Greg. - Hello. 639 00:57:46,288 --> 00:57:47,333 You've obviously met Nash. 640 00:57:49,161 --> 00:57:52,860 - And Greta, Cat. - Hello. 641 00:57:53,034 --> 00:57:54,862 I'm actually an actress. 642 00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,298 I mean, I'm not supposed to share this yet, 643 00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,604 but I just booked the new position 644 00:57:57,778 --> 00:57:59,867 - on a superhero show. - Congratulations! 645 00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:01,782 It's like, it's like, that's so cool of you. 646 00:58:02,609 --> 00:58:03,654 Thank you. 647 00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:30,681 One... 648 00:58:32,813 --> 00:58:35,337 What do you think of Blackbear's new album? 649 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:38,210 - Do you like Blackbear? - Yes, it's great. 650 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:41,996 Super fire. 651 00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:52,877 Are you OK? Very sorry. 652 00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:55,270 No, you... you're fine. 653 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,810 What plans do you have for Saturday? 654 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,336 Oh my gosh guys! 655 00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:20,600 - We could go to McDonald's. -McDonald's? 656 00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:24,735 He said Saturday night, not when hell freezes over. 657 00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:27,520 Hey, my brother has a new semi-automatic pistol we could try out. 658 00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:29,478 What the hell is going on, Greta? 659 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:33,178 No, like "girl power boom boom." 660 00:59:33,352 --> 00:59:34,962 My parents are out of town this weekend. 661 00:59:44,145 --> 00:59:45,756 Health! 662 00:59:52,197 --> 00:59:53,938 ♪ Wild ♪ 663 01:00:09,475 --> 01:00:12,609 Hello, well, I've been meaning to talk to you, I, uh... 664 01:00:12,783 --> 01:00:14,959 I like you a lot. 665 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,363 Do you think Olivia is going to endorse anyone anytime soon? 666 01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:32,454 That? 667 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,152 I'll be right back. 668 01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:40,375 Excuse me. 669 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:50,864 -Olivia. Here! - Uh... 670 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:51,996 I think I have it under control. 671 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,825 Olivia. 672 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:18,283 Three, two, one. 673 01:01:18,457 --> 01:01:19,414 - Come on, come on, come on! - Come on, come on! 674 01:01:22,853 --> 01:01:25,159 What the fuck? My phone! 675 01:01:26,813 --> 01:01:27,814 Olivia. 676 01:01:29,598 --> 01:01:30,556 I have towels. 677 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:34,299 Come on. 678 01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:38,956 How lucky you are to be able to wear your mother's clothes! 679 01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:41,349 Why can't you? 680 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,965 She is no longer there. 681 01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:52,491 Shit. I'm sorry. 682 01:02:00,368 --> 01:02:01,456 Are you sure your mother won't mind? 683 01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:04,459 Yes, you won't even notice it's gone. 684 01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:18,125 Is it her? 685 01:02:19,170 --> 01:02:20,824 Yes, and my father. 686 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:27,918 You have your mother's eyes. 687 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,934 What are you going to do when all this is over? 688 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:46,893 One... 689 01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,467 One... 690 01:02:56,947 --> 01:03:02,691 My, uh, my dad, he wanted to be a musician. 691 01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:05,259 Hey, before I was a film producer, you know? 692 01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:08,393 I guess I... 693 01:03:08,567 --> 01:03:10,177 I guess I wouldn't mind trying. 694 01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:13,528 So you're going to music school? 695 01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:14,529 Yes. 696 01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:17,532 I write my own songs. 697 01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:24,148 Can you write one for me? 698 01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:28,500 Right now? 699 01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:30,197 Yes, I mean actors and musicians. 700 01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:31,895 You have to work under pressure all the time. 701 01:03:33,244 --> 01:03:34,549 Yes. 702 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,344 ♪ All eyes on you ♪ 703 01:03:48,607 --> 01:03:51,088 ♪ Perfection and at the same time so blue ♪ 704 01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:56,571 ♪ All you've ever wanted is to be seen ♪ 705 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,880 ♪ Support me for prom queen! ♪ 706 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:24,599 I know your secret. 707 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,739 Yeah, when you whispered to those guys by the pool? 708 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:36,350 What a dirty move, but I appreciate your tenacity. 709 01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:46,752 I like you, Jo. 710 01:04:49,668 --> 01:04:51,235 Show me that you are trustworthy, 711 01:04:53,411 --> 01:04:54,673 You will have my support. 712 01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:03,725 One... 713 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,685 ♪ I'll hit you with the poison, I'll go after them ♪ 714 01:05:06,859 --> 01:05:08,165 ♪ Break it while I fold them ♪ 715 01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:13,083 ♪ Huh? What do you want? I'm going to fuck it up ♪ 716 01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:14,301 I knew it. 717 01:05:20,090 --> 01:05:24,137 - I know you? - It's you, right? 718 01:05:24,311 --> 01:05:27,010 I don't know who you are, but you have to stay away. 719 01:05:27,184 --> 01:05:29,664 Admit it. I saw your lunch box. 720 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,408 What the fuck did you do? 721 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:38,282 -Joan? Joan? - Be quiet! Leave me alone! 722 01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:39,457 Go. 723 01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:42,068 Hey, hey, hey! 724 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:45,767 ♪ I'm going to celebrate with a nosebleed, A nosebleed ♪ 725 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,160 ♪ All these vegan bitches want meat ♪ 726 01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:48,988 It's still the same password. 727 01:05:49,162 --> 01:05:51,121 ♪ All these bitches make me sick, sick... ♪ 728 01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:53,123 What happened? 729 01:05:53,297 --> 01:05:55,255 - As? - Don't know. Science. 730 01:05:56,648 --> 01:05:57,866 And now what? Do you stay like this? 731 01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,477 I'm not stuck. This is what I want. 732 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,002 All because you want Olivia's support? 733 01:06:03,176 --> 01:06:05,657 No, because life is easier. 734 01:06:05,831 --> 01:06:08,355 I'm popular. Nash wants to sleep with me. 735 01:06:08,529 --> 01:06:10,053 I called you like a hundred times, man. 736 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,099 I stopped by your house. 737 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:16,407 I thought you left without saying goodbye. 738 01:06:18,409 --> 01:06:19,714 Very sorry. 739 01:06:22,108 --> 01:06:23,109 Yes. 740 01:06:43,434 --> 01:06:44,826 What are you doing here? 741 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,611 We are here for the party. 742 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:48,265 This is a private party. 743 01:06:48,439 --> 01:06:50,006 Who says it? 744 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:52,182 Me. 745 01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:54,836 - Is this your house? - No. 746 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:58,188 But this is my party. Do you want to know whose house it is? 747 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:05,630 Jo, how about you politely tell these intruders to leave? 748 01:07:05,804 --> 01:07:09,199 Hey, you're being very rude to my friend. 749 01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,419 And last time I checked, 750 01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:14,508 the person who owns this house 751 01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:16,989 He is the host of the party. 752 01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:20,775 Your friend Jo invited us personally. 753 01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:27,043 Because? 754 01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:41,274 You have to go. 755 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:49,804 Excuse me? 756 01:07:51,676 --> 01:07:53,330 This is a private party. 757 01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:58,248 And I ask them to leave. 758 01:08:02,643 --> 01:08:03,818 Are you really doing this? 759 01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:14,612 Come on, guys. Pure waste of time. 760 01:08:19,138 --> 01:08:23,186 Hello everyone! I have an announcement to make. 761 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,798 I've finally decided who I'm going to support for prom queen. 762 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,410 I'm giving my support... 763 01:08:36,373 --> 01:08:38,592 Jo Hunt. 764 01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:20,634 All I do is clean and study. 765 01:09:20,808 --> 01:09:22,680 How do you translate "I am miserable"? 766 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:31,384 Alone, alone, alone at a friend's house. 767 01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:33,169 Which is not... 768 01:09:38,304 --> 01:09:39,740 I don't smell anything. 769 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:49,402 No. 770 01:09:49,576 --> 01:09:50,316 It's mine. 771 01:09:51,796 --> 01:09:53,363 I don't... 772 01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:55,408 No, dad. Dad! 773 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:57,018 I didn't do anything! 774 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,585 Dad! I don't. Dad! 775 01:09:58,759 --> 01:10:00,152 Please! 776 01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:29,023 Oh... 777 01:11:59,402 --> 01:12:02,622 ♪ Walking on my face, I left my keys at your house ♪ 778 01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:05,146 ♪ But my keys are in my house ♪ 779 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:06,844 ♪ Walking on my face, walking ♪ 780 01:12:07,018 --> 01:12:08,802 ♪ Walking on my face ♪ 781 01:12:08,976 --> 01:12:10,804 ♪ Running on lady's legs ♪ 782 01:12:10,978 --> 01:12:14,547 ♪ Running on lady's legs, I wish I did better ♪ 783 01:12:14,721 --> 01:12:16,723 ♪ I'm sitting in my room, feeling a little bitter ♪ 784 01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:18,769 ♪ I'm big, I'm fat, I'm a coward ♪ 785 01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:20,945 ♪ Build a mirror, disappear, and feel sorry for yourself ♪ 786 01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:22,816 ♪ I'm not the lucky one ♪ 787 01:12:22,990 --> 01:12:24,949 ♪ Everything great is already done ♪ 788 01:12:25,123 --> 01:12:26,646 ♪ Whatever I do, I won't attract anyone ♪ 789 01:12:29,954 --> 01:12:31,303 Good afternoon. 790 01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:32,826 Now I will announce to the students. 791 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,611 who were chosen to be part of the prom court. 792 01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:36,700 You will choose your final Prom King and Queen. 793 01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:38,049 of these names. 794 01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:43,881 Cat fisherman. 795 01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:49,103 Bianca Peterman. 796 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:51,889 Bianca! 797 01:12:52,063 --> 01:12:54,674 Millie Wolf. 798 01:12:54,848 --> 01:12:58,983 - Is it in alphabetical order? - I can't believe it! 799 01:12:59,157 --> 01:13:00,506 And last but not least... 800 01:13:03,596 --> 01:13:04,510 Jo Hunt. 801 01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:10,298 - Oh my God! - Oh! You are so lucky. 802 01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:12,910 Hello my loves, I just took Jo shopping at a thrift store, 803 01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:15,173 And I found her the perfect prom dress. 804 01:13:15,347 --> 01:13:17,175 The big reveal will be seen in Friday's video. 805 01:13:17,349 --> 01:13:19,307 And most importantly, I just found out 806 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:22,441 I was given time off from filming to make a special appearance at the prom. 807 01:13:22,615 --> 01:13:23,921 to cheer up my girl. 808 01:13:28,012 --> 01:13:29,230 Are you going to the party on Friday? 809 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,623 Hi Olivia, I was wondering... 810 01:13:30,797 --> 01:13:31,755 If we could go shopping at thrift stores... 811 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:43,244 Hello. Hello. 812 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,724 Hey, can we talk? 813 01:13:46,509 --> 01:13:47,814 Please? 814 01:13:50,295 --> 01:13:51,949 Look what you've done to yourself. 815 01:13:52,123 --> 01:13:53,167 How do you think that makes me feel? 816 01:13:56,954 --> 01:13:58,172 I don't understand. 817 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:02,002 Well. 818 01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:05,179 You thought you were ugly. Hmm? 819 01:14:07,573 --> 01:14:08,922 Do you think I'm ugly too? 820 01:14:11,882 --> 01:14:14,841 That? No, I, of course not. 821 01:14:17,235 --> 01:14:19,324 Clear. Yes. 822 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:24,155 - Good luck at the prom! - Aren't you going to go? 823 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,161 It will just be another clone that wins. 824 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,737 As a white woman, the number of things you can do without consequences 825 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:26,696 It's absurd. 826 01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:29,612 The other day, I claimed that my waiter posed a threat to my life. 827 01:15:29,786 --> 01:15:33,790 I received a free meal and a personal apology from the chef. 828 01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:39,883 How can I help you, madam? 829 01:15:40,057 --> 01:15:42,015 My name is Joan Huang and I need to see Dr. Singer. 830 01:15:42,189 --> 01:15:43,800 Of course, dear. Do you have an appointment? 831 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,976 No, but it's an emergency. 832 01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:50,633 Yes of course. Let me see. 833 01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:54,027 The first available appointment with Dr. Singer is February 20. 834 01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:56,856 - Great. That's tomorrow. - From next year. 835 01:15:57,030 --> 01:15:58,466 - From next year? - Yes, ma'am. 836 01:15:58,641 --> 01:16:00,120 Would you like me to schedule an appointment for you? 837 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:04,168 No, I, I need to see it now. 838 01:16:04,342 --> 01:16:07,824 Oh, this is a common side effect. Wait a moment. 839 01:16:13,177 --> 01:16:16,310 Apply a thin layer of cream to the affected areas. 840 01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,009 What is this? 841 01:16:19,183 --> 01:16:20,706 When things start to go down, 842 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,752 use one of these little suction cups to pick it up. 843 01:16:24,231 --> 01:16:26,451 - That? - It's like getting a facelift. 844 01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:28,540 Thank you. Following! 845 01:17:00,964 --> 01:17:02,356 I'm busy! 846 01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:05,708 Hey-hey! 847 01:17:05,882 --> 01:17:07,579 I'm busy, I'm busy, I'm busy! 848 01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:16,806 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yes, what? 849 01:17:59,022 --> 01:18:00,719 Yes, but she was a witch. 850 01:18:00,893 --> 01:18:02,547 I know it's better for you to work for someone else. 851 01:18:10,207 --> 01:18:11,121 What do you mean? 852 01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:19,869 No. 853 01:18:20,043 --> 01:18:22,175 No, I... Of course not. 854 01:18:33,534 --> 01:18:36,581 Now you accuse me of destroying his house? 855 01:18:50,856 --> 01:18:53,119 No, I can't believe you even accuse me. 856 01:18:53,293 --> 01:18:54,817 of something like that. 857 01:18:54,991 --> 01:18:56,775 You know, maybe you should take this as a blessing. 858 01:18:56,949 --> 01:18:59,038 Now you can finally learn English and get a real job. 859 01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:12,356 That's not what I meant. 860 01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:17,230 Dad, I'm sorry. 861 01:21:03,467 --> 01:21:05,208 What are we celebrating? 862 01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:52,516 ♪ Come on, jump in the middle ♪ 863 01:21:52,690 --> 01:21:54,735 ♪ Move it a little ♪ 864 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,781 ♪ Come on, jump in the middle ♪ 865 01:21:56,955 --> 01:21:59,349 ♪ Move it a little ♪ 866 01:22:01,264 --> 01:22:04,615 Wow, you look stunning! 867 01:22:04,789 --> 01:22:07,096 - Be quiet! - Oh my God, you. 868 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:09,533 It's really very rude. 869 01:22:09,707 --> 01:22:12,144 I'm having a great time. I heard you were in a limo. 870 01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:14,494 Yes, was that the worst experience of your life? 871 01:22:14,668 --> 01:22:16,453 What envy! 872 01:22:18,107 --> 01:22:20,109 Oh, I love this song. 873 01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:22,198 Come dance. 874 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:39,737 ♪ I should have known ♪ 875 01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:42,479 ♪ I should have known by now ♪ 876 01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:48,615 ♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah ♪ 877 01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:51,792 ♪ I should never have done it ♪ 878 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,317 ♪ And now I can't understand it ♪ 879 01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,494 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 880 01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:02,716 Are you okay? 881 01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:05,589 Your face is... 882 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:08,722 Oh... 883 01:23:24,695 --> 01:23:25,739 Shit! 884 01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:31,745 Okay. Shit! 885 01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,407 - Hello, beautiful girl. - Oh! 886 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,194 We are about to announce the winners. 887 01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:46,804 Well. 888 01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:56,292 - Jo, are you okay? - Yes. Yes. 889 01:23:56,466 --> 01:23:57,815 Yeah, see you right there. 890 01:23:57,989 --> 01:23:59,164 Alright. 891 01:24:02,254 --> 01:24:03,734 - Yes. Yes. - Hey. 892 01:24:04,996 --> 01:24:05,779 Because. 893 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,391 Hey. 894 01:24:09,957 --> 01:24:12,308 Your old face resists at first. 895 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,790 But things get better. 896 01:25:16,763 --> 01:25:18,374 Everyone calm down. 897 01:25:19,766 --> 01:25:22,595 We will now announce the prom queen and king. 898 01:25:22,769 --> 01:25:24,510 It's Deputy Principal Owens. 899 01:25:31,909 --> 01:25:34,259 Welcome to Stanwood Park High Graduation Night! 900 01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:43,964 I have this year's prom king and queen winners in my hands. 901 01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:47,925 To recap, here are the nominations for Prom Queen. 902 01:25:48,099 --> 01:25:49,318 Cat fisherman... 903 01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:52,408 Bianca Peterman... 904 01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:57,761 Millie Wolf and Jo Hunt. 905 01:26:02,766 --> 01:26:05,899 And this year's prom queen is... 906 01:26:10,469 --> 01:26:11,905 Jo Hunt. 907 01:26:14,778 --> 01:26:16,910 With that said, Jo, come up here. 908 01:26:17,084 --> 01:26:18,129 Come on, Jo. 909 01:26:47,463 --> 01:26:48,812 Yes, yes, yes, 910 01:26:48,986 --> 01:26:51,031 Yes, yes, yes, yes, 911 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:53,382 Yes, yes, yes, yes, 912 01:26:53,556 --> 01:26:55,732 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 913 01:26:55,906 --> 01:26:59,170 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 914 01:27:32,986 --> 01:27:37,208 ♪ I love you, I love you ♪ 915 01:27:38,557 --> 01:27:40,951 ♪ I really love you ♪ 916 01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:45,738 ♪ I adore you, I adore you ♪ 917 01:27:45,912 --> 01:27:49,568 ♪ Let me enter your heart ♪ 918 01:27:49,742 --> 01:27:50,917 ♪ I need you so much ♪ 919 01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,402 Hey, you're awake. 920 01:27:57,576 --> 01:27:59,752 What happened? 921 01:27:59,926 --> 01:28:02,277 You fainted. Hey, don't worry. 922 01:28:02,451 --> 01:28:04,583 Only a few people in the front row managed to record clear videos. 923 01:28:04,757 --> 01:28:05,845 I'll make sure they're buried. 924 01:28:07,064 --> 01:28:08,021 My face. 925 01:28:09,675 --> 01:28:12,635 ♪ I love you ♪ 926 01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:15,072 ♪ I really love you ♪ 927 01:28:15,246 --> 01:28:16,465 Because. 928 01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:18,510 ♪ I adore you ♪ 929 01:28:18,684 --> 01:28:19,816 It will heal. 930 01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:22,558 He always does it. 931 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,387 Oh. 932 01:28:26,475 --> 01:28:27,693 Oh. 933 01:28:27,867 --> 01:28:29,478 Okay. I know, I know. 934 01:28:29,652 --> 01:28:33,046 Oh. 935 01:28:33,220 --> 01:28:37,312 It's not very often that we meet another Ethnos Inc enthusiast. 936 01:28:39,923 --> 01:28:41,054 Why don't you stay for dinner, Jo? 937 01:28:42,012 --> 01:28:43,056 I insist. 938 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:50,934 Here you go, Jo. You can keep the leg. 939 01:28:51,108 --> 01:28:53,110 - It's okay, really. - Eh, no need to be polite here. 940 01:28:53,284 --> 01:28:55,155 Here you go, honey. 941 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:56,461 - Thank you. - Here you go. Mm-hmm. 942 01:28:56,635 --> 01:28:58,594 Absolutely. 943 01:28:58,768 --> 01:29:00,073 So Jo... 944 01:29:01,814 --> 01:29:04,469 How wonderful is it to be white? 945 01:29:09,039 --> 01:29:11,084 One... 946 01:29:13,260 --> 01:29:16,525 What race were you before surgery? 947 01:29:16,699 --> 01:29:19,092 Eh, we don't use that word here. 948 01:29:21,181 --> 01:29:23,096 What word? 949 01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:24,881 Career. 950 01:29:25,055 --> 01:29:27,057 Dad says that true equality knows no race. 951 01:29:28,145 --> 01:29:29,407 Yes. Yes. 952 01:29:29,581 --> 01:29:31,844 Go ahead. 953 01:29:32,889 --> 01:29:35,021 Before we were Cubans. 954 01:29:35,195 --> 01:29:37,415 But when we moved here from Miami, 955 01:29:37,589 --> 01:29:39,852 Dad thought it was a great idea to start a new life. 956 01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:45,075 When I learned about Dr. Singer's work, 957 01:29:45,249 --> 01:29:48,513 I immediately demanded to be one of their first clients. 958 01:29:48,687 --> 01:29:52,125 I just think he's doing something that everyone else isn't doing. 959 01:29:52,299 --> 01:29:54,345 He's too scared to do it. 960 01:29:54,519 --> 01:29:58,523 It is eliminating racial differences to achieve true equality. 961 01:29:58,697 --> 01:30:01,265 I think that deserves a Nobel Prize. 962 01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:06,923 We have already recommended five families. 963 01:30:08,446 --> 01:30:10,796 So, your parents did it too? 964 01:30:16,933 --> 01:30:18,108 No. 965 01:30:19,544 --> 01:30:21,372 Oh. 966 01:30:21,546 --> 01:30:23,287 Oh, what a pity. 967 01:30:23,461 --> 01:30:26,377 Hey, well, you know, 968 01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:29,859 eventually people who do not share the same ideologies, 969 01:30:30,033 --> 01:30:32,165 eh, they fade away. 970 01:30:34,733 --> 01:30:36,126 One... 971 01:30:37,823 --> 01:30:39,303 What do you mean? 972 01:30:39,477 --> 01:30:40,826 Well... 973 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,612 you, Olivia and me, 974 01:30:43,786 --> 01:30:45,918 We believe in equality. 975 01:30:46,832 --> 01:30:48,312 True equality. 976 01:30:48,486 --> 01:30:50,096 We were even willing to change our, uh, 977 01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:53,622 yy-you know what, to achieve it. 978 01:30:53,796 --> 01:30:57,234 People who don't feel the same way, well, eventually, eh, 979 01:30:57,408 --> 01:30:58,714 Well, they are no longer part of your life. 980 01:30:58,888 --> 01:31:00,455 And it's good that he's gone!, I say. 981 01:31:00,629 --> 01:31:03,414 I haven't spoken to my mother in years. 982 01:31:03,588 --> 01:31:05,503 because he refused to change. 983 01:31:05,677 --> 01:31:08,724 I mean, it's sad, really. 984 01:31:11,248 --> 01:31:12,815 She could have had all of this. 985 01:31:24,696 --> 01:31:27,743 Don't you ever miss your old life? 986 01:31:34,576 --> 01:31:36,229 Never. 987 01:32:41,077 --> 01:32:43,688 Oh. 988 01:34:38,498 --> 01:34:40,283 Being an American... 989 01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:42,285 that's not the goal. 990 01:34:44,287 --> 01:34:46,419 The objective is the opposite. 991 01:34:48,900 --> 01:34:51,686 I stop following other people, 992 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:54,950 and I become my own American. 993 01:34:57,779 --> 01:35:01,391 And you too will find your own American. 994 01:35:39,081 --> 01:35:40,082 I have to try it. 995 01:35:44,782 --> 01:35:46,828 Welcome to Ethnos Inc., 996 01:35:47,002 --> 01:35:50,788 Your comprehensive solution for the life you have always wanted. 997 01:35:50,962 --> 01:35:54,139 Be sure to visit our new locations in Richmond, 998 01:35:54,313 --> 01:35:57,664 Pittsburgh and Spokane. 999 01:35:57,839 --> 01:35:59,841 And remember, if you can't beat them, 1000 01:36:01,016 --> 01:36:02,234 Be them. 1001 01:36:04,193 --> 01:36:05,324 Excuse me, excuse me. 1002 01:36:05,498 --> 01:36:07,283 I want to be white! 1003 01:36:09,111 --> 01:36:10,503 I need to see Dr. Singer. 1004 01:36:14,029 --> 01:36:15,944 I need to see Dr. Singer. 1005 01:36:18,947 --> 01:36:20,383 Hello hello. 1006 01:36:20,557 --> 01:36:22,951 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, get off me! 1007 01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:25,170 Hey! Get off me! Ah! 1008 01:36:30,828 --> 01:36:31,960 Hey! 1009 01:36:32,134 --> 01:36:33,526 Let me in! 1010 01:36:34,876 --> 01:36:36,268 Please. 1011 01:36:36,442 --> 01:36:38,531 - Let me! - Alright. 1012 01:36:40,055 --> 01:36:41,056 Alright. 1013 01:36:42,971 --> 01:36:44,320 I want to change again. 1014 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,889 You read the contract. It's impossible. 1015 01:36:48,063 --> 01:36:51,283 Please, please. 1016 01:36:51,457 --> 01:36:54,025 You have been blessed. 1017 01:36:54,199 --> 01:36:57,028 There are thousands of people who would kill to have what you have. 1018 01:36:57,202 --> 01:36:59,030 I'm a monster. 1019 01:37:00,423 --> 01:37:03,165 Hey, how do I explain it? 1020 01:37:05,167 --> 01:37:08,518 For a new plant to grow... 1021 01:37:08,692 --> 01:37:14,698 and for it to flourish, the seed has to die. 1022 01:39:03,502 --> 01:39:09,595 ♪ Island off the coast ♪ 1023 01:39:09,769 --> 01:39:15,514 ♪ What is most like a dream ♪ 1024 01:39:15,688 --> 01:39:19,692 ♪ It's like you're not real ♪ 1025 01:39:22,086 --> 01:39:26,351 ♪ Somehow I feel now ♪ 1026 01:39:26,525 --> 01:39:33,663 ♪ When you lie next to me ♪ 1027 01:39:35,491 --> 01:39:40,670 ♪ Until the morning ♪ 1028 01:39:41,627 --> 01:39:47,546 ♪ It's just a dream ♪ 1029 01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:52,725 ♪ A faded dream ♪ 1030 01:40:04,868 --> 01:40:09,481 ♪ Photographed in time ♪ 1031 01:40:11,092 --> 01:40:17,446 ♪ Every kiss combined and fleeting ♪ 1032 01:40:17,620 --> 01:40:21,754 ♪ Now that I'm waking up ♪ 1033 01:40:23,626 --> 01:40:28,196 ♪ Your voice is fading ♪ 1034 01:40:28,370 --> 01:40:35,203 ♪ When you lie next to me ♪ 1035 01:40:37,074 --> 01:40:41,774 ♪ Until the morning ♪ 1036 01:40:43,385 --> 01:40:49,347 ♪ It's just a dream ♪ 1037 01:40:49,521 --> 01:40:54,657 ♪ A faded dream ♪